"So Who's Minding The Fort?"

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my
job, but now I found out the real reason I'm tired because I'm overworked.

• The population of this country is 237 million.


• 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.


• There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.


• Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to
  do the work.


• 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.


• Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and
  that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


• At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the
  work.


• Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

- The Joker